7 Things I Lifted With My Adrenaline Rush Instead Of The Car That Was Crushing My Son

Last week, I was out with my 8-year-old son, Emerson, when, out of nowhere, an SUV skidded out of control and pinned him to the pavement. Some deep maternal instinct kicked in, and suddenly I was overcome with superhuman strength. Here are some of the things I lifted.

1. A concrete bench

Look, I now know that I shouldve lifted up the car that was crushing my son, but I didnt realize that in the heat of the momentits not like I had time to sit down and think things through. So I decided to lift up a huge concrete bench and carry it over my head for a while. Emerson was screaming, and I was scared, and I didnt know what to do.

2. A mailbox

And not just any mailboxit was one of those big metal USPS ones that they have bolted into the sidewalk, and it was full of mail. When I saw my special little guy pinned under that car, I ripped this mailbox right out of the ground and shook it wildly over my head. Letters were flying everywhere. I am 5-foot-4 and 118 pounds.

3. A different car

I heard Emerson yelling at me to pick up the car, and so I did. But it turned out that it was a different car. There was an elderly couple inside of it, which I realized almost immediately, but my hysterical strength had pretty much taken over, and I flipped the car onto its roof and proceeded to kick massive dents into the doors.

4. A soft-serve machine

Emergency crews were on the scene within minutes, and I stormed right over to the first EMT I saw and bench-pressed him high in the air. I slammed him against the side of the ambulance and carried him probably three or four blocks. Luckily, the other EMTs who responded were able to attend to Emerson while I was throwing their colleague into an awning. I was so strong you wouldnt believe it. I wish there was a video of this.

7. A soft-serve machine, again

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At this point, things get a little blurry in my memory, but I recall going back into the ice cream shop and once again hoisting the soft-serve machine over my head. Ice cream was dripping all over my face, and everybody was screaming. Firefighters and EMTs had already rescued my son. I stayed really strong for probably another hour.

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Inspiring: This Working-Class Philadelphia Teenager Just Became The First In His Family To Go To Hell

Get ready to be inspired.

As the son of working-class immigrants in Philadelphia, Alfonso Jordan didnt have a lot of advantages growing up. His school district was one of the lowest-ranked in the state, his neighborhood was rough, and his parents worked long hours just to make ends meet. But despite these challenges, he managed to do something truly inspiring: Hes the first person in his family to go to Hell.

What an amazing story of triumph!

When Alfonsos parents immigrated to this country from Ecuador with two suitcases and barely anything to their names, they never imagined that their son would one day be impaled by Satans pitchfork and thrown into the lake of fire. Yet not only was he able to pull off just going to Hell, which is impressive enough, Alfonso is even being endlessly tracked by a demonic falcon made of obsidian that repeatedly flays his skin.

Making it all the more impressive, Alfonso is one of only a few students from his overcrowded public high school to end up making it to Hell. Many of his own teachers openly told him that kids in his situation would never end up shackled to the bottom of a sulfurous pit of infinite darkness, and yet there he is now, being force-fed molten lead for eternity, proving them all wrong.

If that doesnt make you believe that overcoming adversity is possible, nothing will.

It can be very easy to take going to Hell for granted, but we should always remember that there are still millions of families out there without a single member in Hell. And while it can be hard to break that cycle, stories like this remind us that with incredible people like Alfonso out there, it can be achieved.

One things for sure: Alfonso definitely earned his trip to Hell. And now that hes there, whether hes being torn apart by hellhounds or having his eyes raked out with searing hot coals, he should be proud of himself for beating the odds. Youre our hero, Alfonso!

Read more: http://www.clickhole.com/article/inspiring-working-class-philadelphia-teenager-just-4347

This Woman Thinks Her Baby Looks Like Gordon Ramsay

There can’t be many babies out there that look like Gordon Ramsay, but 42-year-old Claire Dempster thinks that her Arlo-Blue is one of them.

She even went as far as tweeting the sweary chef – asking if he was in Wales ten months ago.

Turns out he wasn’t, but he was eleven months ago. Arlo-Blue’s dad must be concerned…If his first word is a four letter profanity then there is no DNA test needed.

Arlo Blue isn’t alone, here are some more babies that look like celebrities.

Read more: http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/05/this-woman-thinks-her-baby-looks-like-gordon-ramsay-93195/

Matt LeBlanc Makes Emilia Clarke Blush With His Classic Friends Line

Even the mother of dragons is impervious to Joey Tribbiani’s charms…

Both appearing on The Graham Norton Show recently, Emilia Clarke couldn’t resist but ask Matt LeBlanc (who it turns out that she’s pretty enamoured with) to ask her “how she’s doing”..

Any Friends fan will know what she’s referring to..

While Graham Norton told him that he could say no, of course Matt obliged. (Don’t want to say no to the Khaleesi…).

Later on in the show, while Emilia was discussing her famous Game of Thrones nude scene, Graham suggested that that episode might be a good place for Matt to “dip into”

And, the charmer that he is, Matt managed to work his most famous line back into the conversation, telling Emilia:

“Then I can really see how youre doing..”

Check it out here:

Read more: http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/05/matt-leblanc-makes-emilia-clarke-blush-with-his-classic-friends-line-93284/

Matt LeBlanc Makes Emilia Clarke Blush With His Classic Friends Line

Even the mother of dragons is impervious to Joey Tribbiani’s charms…

Both appearing on The Graham Norton Show recently, Emilia Clarke couldn’t resist but ask Matt LeBlanc (who it turns out that she’s pretty enamoured with) to ask her “how she’s doing”..

Any Friends fan will know what she’s referring to..

While Graham Norton told him that he could say no, of course Matt obliged. (Don’t want to say no to the Khaleesi…).

Later on in the show, while Emilia was discussing her famous Game of Thrones nude scene, Graham suggested that that episode might be a good place for Matt to “dip into”

And, the charmer that he is, Matt managed to work his most famous line back into the conversation, telling Emilia:

“Then I can really see how youre doing..”

Check it out here:

Read more: http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/05/matt-leblanc-makes-emilia-clarke-blush-with-his-classic-friends-line-93284/

Diplomatic Disaster: Japan Just Found Out The U.S. Was Behind The 1945 Atomic Bombings

Well, this is an absolute fiasco.

Washington is in full-on damage-control mode, as Japan has just discovered that the United States military was responsible for the August 1945 bombings of the cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

It all started when President Obama made a massive blunder earlier today by delivering a speech in Hiroshima to survivors of the bombings. The presidents suspicious choice of topic immediately raised red flags with Japans leaders, who say they have now acquired abundant and conclusive evidence implicating the U.S. in the nuclear strikes that annihilated the two cities and claimed the lives of at least 130,000 Japanese civilians over 70 years ago.

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Yep. This is one that wont be so easy to just gloss over.

Today, we have, beyond a shadow of a doubt, identified America as the perpetrator of the 1945 attacks, said Japanese prime minister Shinz Abe this morning, citing archival records from the Enola Gay that are widely available on the internet, the 2005 BBC documentary Hiroshima, and an exhibit at the Harry S. Truman Presidential Library called The Decision To Drop The Atomic Bomb as damning proof that the devastating attacks were carried out by none other than the United States. Our nation is deeply hurt, disappointed, and angered. With this horrifying information coming to light, Japan will be forced to reevaluate all its diplomatic partnerships and trade agreements with the United States.

Yikes. Nice going, Obama. Good luck digging America out of this one.

Read more: http://www.clickhole.com/article/diplomatic-disaster-japan-just-found-out-us-was-be-4455

Post-It War Between Two Office Buildings Ends With Epic Finale

Post-it notes. The world would be in chaos without them. Nobody would remember anything. Nobody would be able to turn their office walls into Image credits:  Image credits:  Image credits: 

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Somebody made a Snapchat icon

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Others took a more random approach

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Even the Angry Birds got involved!

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Post-it manufacturer 3M also joined the war by providing free ammunition (i.e Post-it notes!)

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As the war got more creative, it seemed that nobody would win

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Not even Spiderman could stop it!

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With no other option, Havas Worldwide brought the war to an end with this epic mic drop

Workers stayed late with beer and pizza to create the spectacular finale, and fellas from Spectacle Studio later posted this video

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Unfortunately, the battle was ended by building managers who ordered all participants to have everything taken down by the weekend.

Read more: http://www.boredpanda.com/building-post-it-war-notes-nyc-manhattan/